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'We interrupt this amazing offer to bring you an even MORE amazing offer....'

I love Museum Shops

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

Hole Sale

Hooks R Us.

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Skunk! How is it?"

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Lord Robert Winston

The eskimo lottery...

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

'I'll have the Wildebeest.'

Cycle of Death and Life.

Oranges

"Well, it's about time. I was just about to send out for pizza!"

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

'This could be a new record!'

It was love at first sight.

Alligator shoes.

Dog at the Returns Desk