Cosmetic Dentistry Fan Pillows

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Hairstyles

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Barber of Seville

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Holstein spotting kit.

Lipstick hiccups

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

An evolutionary turning point.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

Dentist.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

'Dude, you really need braces.'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

sleeping teeth

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."