Quirky Surgery Fan Pillows

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

Old-fashioned computer

Surgery Instructions.

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Good?"

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."