Quirky Surgery Fan Prints

'That's is. Keep your finger on there until I have this knot tied.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Old-fashioned computer

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Surgery Instructions.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Dr. Frisinger thinks he may have left a clamp in you.'

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Your body initially rejected the new kidney, but after we pumped you full of liquor, your body found the new kidney kind of attractive. We'll see what happens in the morning, though.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Door-to-Door Liposuction.