Cosmetic Surgery Fan T-Shirts

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"Another face lift! What are they going to do this time - try jacking it up..."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Surgery Instructions.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"You've got some beard in your food."

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Dr. Potato Head

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

Scalpel.

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

sleeping teeth

Budget Toupees.

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"Here's his medical directive."