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Face Lift

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Massage Mushroom Cloud

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"You've got some beard in your food."

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

sleeping teeth

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'