Body Enhancement Fan T-Shirts

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Buns Of Veal.

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"Supersize me."

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Dying your hair red at home

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Plank

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Oh, that's genius!

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

"Sit down Fred!"

'You're doing it wrong!'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!