Piercing Fans Pillows

"He had himself pierced once too often."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

'Let me get this straight - you did that to yourself!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea