Piercing Lover Pillows

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Discreet executive piecing and tattoos

"Ouwth! Bid my toug"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

"...It's great for doing multiple piercings"

'That's NOT a constant look of wonder and surprize - it's her pierced eyebrows!'

'You wanna finish with me, Dwayne? You mean you want your rings back?...'

Punk Reindeer

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Body modifications

'Teenagers!'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

His Her Cakes

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Dessert

A Tongue Stud.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

Cybervegan Caf