Punch Perfectionist Pillows

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

"I told you to watch that left hook of his."

Henry Cooper

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

The Boxer

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Surreal ale

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"It's called being preemptive."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Just a drop."

Quality Contorl.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Attorney Punching Bag

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"Quit moving"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Ventriloquist's fete

Cat boxer