Punch Perfectionist Pillows

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

"I told you to watch that left hook of his."

Henry Cooper

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

The Boxer

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Surreal ale

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Just a drop."

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"It's called being preemptive."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"That's two tossed salads, one egg drop soup, and one pulled pork."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Quality Contorl.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Ventriloquist's fete