Pruning Aficionado T-Shirts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

"Absolutely not!"

Bangers and Mash

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

DUNVOTIN

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'