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Gets The Evil Out

AARP prune break.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

DUNVOTIN

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Litterary Dogs.

Better Not Squash.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Beam Me Up Spotty