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'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

What the Doctor Ordered

First Novels.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Punt Cake

Banana Split...

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Cheeze Wiz.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."