Prune Juice Aficionado T-Shirts

"Suit yourself, but you're going to miss out on the Prune Juicepalooza."

Geezer Health Bar. . . Specializing in prune juice cocktail.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

"We're kind of farmers. Mom squeezes fruits from the garden to make juice and dad squeezes his workers to make a profit."

New grapefruit safety standard.

Gets The Evil Out

'I handled the truth about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny pretty well, but when I found out that wine is just fermented grape juice...'

'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

"Grape juice that went to graduate school."

'I'm only here for the prune danish. It's to die for.'

Brian strongly believes in free movement

'I'm eating Prunes! I'm now running ...really fast... I must hurry!'

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'Oh, dude. That is just NASTY. Did you juice your cell phone?'

'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'

'We were really running late this morning. All we had time for was a slice of orange juice.'

You should switch to green juice - It's made from 19 different kinds of grass!

AARP prune break.