Prune Juice Aficionado Mugs

"Suit yourself, but you're going to miss out on the Prune Juicepalooza."

Geezer Health Bar. . . Specializing in prune juice cocktail.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

"We're kind of farmers. Mom squeezes fruits from the garden to make juice and dad squeezes his workers to make a profit."

New grapefruit safety standard.

Gets The Evil Out

'I handled the truth about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny pretty well, but when I found out that wine is just fermented grape juice...'

'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

'I'm only here for the prune danish. It's to die for.'

"Grape juice that went to graduate school."

Brian strongly believes in free movement

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'Oh, dude. That is just NASTY. Did you juice your cell phone?'

'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'

'We were really running late this morning. All we had time for was a slice of orange juice.'

AARP prune break.

"From now on, let's just call it orange juice."

'I'm all for diversity. In fact, some of my best friends contain pulp.'