Scale Model Artist Pillows

Model village

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Toys - Business Model.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

I always wanted to be a muse.

'You're messing with my head.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Self-Made Man.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."

Artist painting model

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Green Peace.

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

"Corporate support of the arts, chief--now more important than ever."

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'I was young I needed the money . .. '