Scale Model Enthusiast Pillows

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

'Of course with the budget constraints we couldn't fit in everything you asked for.'

Model Village Toilets

Model Shop

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Model Building

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Toys - Business Model.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'Model Aircraft.'

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Crater Lake

Giant woman.

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'-say tease'

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

'A scaled down model of the proposed building would be more practical Harry.'