Scale Model Fanatic Pillows

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

Model Building

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Toys - Business Model.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

Model Shop

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

'Model Aircraft.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

Crater Lake

Giant woman.

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

'-say tease'

'A scaled down model of the proposed building would be more practical Harry.'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

"Remember, Baldo, be true to yourself..."