Tiny Spectacle Lover Gifts

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Home school marching band"

Trappist talk show.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Ballerina and the light switch.

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

One woman show

An air guitarist is given an air donation.

Clown hitchhikes to circus

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

"Trust me, I'm in PR."

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

"How are those?"

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.