Stage Spotlight Enthusiasts Pillows

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Bravo!

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Magic Accident

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'Supporting the arts'

Curtain call