Media Spotlight Lovers Pillows

'Celebrity shopping please ignore.'

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

As Seen On TV

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Media Whore Raceway.

Lose the Iraq War.

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Hello, Mum!'

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'On a personal note, I'm happy to report that I've been promoted from the network's chief 'pundit' to chief 'pontificator'.'

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

Media Attention for Aliens

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

"I used to shoot first and ask questions later, but now I start with the questions."

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

'For God's sake step back and let the TV cameras through!'

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."