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Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Fist Bumper Cars

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Big screen TV.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Medieval headlines.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Harriet Walter

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'