Parisian Nightlife Enthusiast T-Shirts

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Clubbing

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

Champagne

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

City centre pub.

"Thank you, Sir."

"Those who can can, dance."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Vaccine passport required

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Notre Dame Phoenix

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

"This is why I don't work from home."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."