Parisian Nightlife Enthusiast T-Shirts

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

City centre pub.

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Vaccine passport required

"Those who can can, dance."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Thank you, Sir."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Notre Dame Phoenix

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Party Party!

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."