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The Chinese of Paris - The first glass. The sixth glass.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Hats and Food

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Notre Dame Phoenix

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Le Roi Kong

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'That's Quasimodo's penthouse apartment. He made a fortune selling ring tones.'

Notre Dame Fire

Can Can

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

The Cross still stands!

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

'She looks so liberated.'

Beniot and the Bohemians from La Boheme

"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

Journey to the Land of Enchantment