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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Honoré de Balzac

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Well that answers that question!"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Jean Cocteau

Culinary Culture.

Charles Baudelaire.

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

François Guizot

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"The worst is behind us!"

'She's got a speech impediment.'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Brothers Grimm

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Gustave Flaubert

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

Three Musketeers at a barbecue

Jean-Paul Sartre.

Wow, what's all this about?

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'