Collecting Accents Gifts

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"A haand gel...!?"

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"I've got a painful burning sensation in my groin, doc."

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Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Well, that's not a good sign."

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

Apple says to banana: 'Look, it's had to explain ??" you're just a naturally funny guy, OK?'