Accent Coach Gifts

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

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"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

What are you talking about?

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Sorry I thought you were British – I'm just terrible with accents.

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"