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'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

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"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"I detect an accent – money?"

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

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'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

Scottish Dialect

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

"Just because the preacher is from Alabama doesn't mean he's speaking in tongues."

'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'