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'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

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"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Sorry I thought you were British – I'm just terrible with accents.

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

Newcastle United: 'Can you have Mr Souness's Geordie inerpreter sent into the boardroom.'

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

Casting for Heroes series II.

Scottish Dialect

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

"Just because the preacher is from Alabama doesn't mean he's speaking in tongues."

'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'