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"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

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"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Do it write the first time.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"They're home...the party's over!"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Spellng Bee

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

For Pete's sake, Shirley, stop acting so smug about "getting carded." We were in a library.

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Scouse For Beginners

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Oxford Lexicon of Excuses for Bad Grammar and Faulty Spelling.

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Correct Spelling Lane.

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'