Local Dialect Aficionado Pillows

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Do it write the first time.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"They're home...the party's over!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Spellng Bee

Latest Aye Phone

Scouse For Beginners

Proof Reading

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

Enoch Powell.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."