Tech Whiz Kid Prints

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"He's my school project for science class."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"It must be still charging."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."