Technology Whiz-kid Prints

"I'd feel better if he had put my requests into a computer or something."

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"He's my school project for science class."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Technologies and distance classes

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'