Tech Kid Prints

"He's my school project for science class."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Technology is for babies!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Modern Childhood

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them