Techwise Kid Gifts

"It's not swiping to the next image."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"He's my school project for science class."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Googoo

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."