Techwise Kid Gifts

"It's not swiping to the next image."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"He's my school project for science class."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Technology is for babies!"

Googoo

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"It must be still charging."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'