Tech-savvy Families Gifts

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

Soccer kids texting

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.