Tech-challenged Parents Prints

"Read the baby page instead."

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Do you remember what the password for dad is?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"