Tech-savvy Tot Mugs

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"Mom! It's snowing out! Can I go online and order a styrofoam snowman?"

"I can't talk now"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"She produced her first emoji today!"

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"Sorry mum, but you lost me after 'Once Upon a Time.'"

"Look darling, she's forgot her first password."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Tim's marketing solutions

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

i-teddy

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Diaper change" is trending again.

Here you go, dear

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Newborns on cell phones

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"