Tech-loving Tots Mugs

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

i-teddy

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Technology is for babies!"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Tim's marketing solutions

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'