Baby Tech Enthusiasts Prints

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Downloading Pregnancy

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Baby Screen Time

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'