Tech-savvy Baby Prints

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Digital Family

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"