Baby Gadget Enthusiasts Prints

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Baby Screen Time

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'