Tycoon In Training Mugs

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Man has the first dollar on display along with the severed hand that clasped it.

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

Robot Parts $5

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

CX909708

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'