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"It's with a heavy heart that I'm stepping down as C.E.O."

Robot Parts $5

The president's men

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.