Crime Fighter Seeker Pillows

"Do you know the law?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Slow Night

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Nun confronts mugger.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

A Gun Proposes to Violence.