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Batman at the Maternity Ward

Superhero with Acrophobia

"Oh, no! It's Batman, and Batman's lawyer!"

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

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"The Knife Tsar didn't last long!"

"I don't have any super powers... I only fight white-collar crime."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Police film evidence

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

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The evidence destroyed

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'