Fight Fanatics Prints

'Could you repeat the question?'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

'Perhaps it'll stop them all hitting each other'.

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Sure, I'm okay - would I be standing up if I wasn't okay?'

'I think I've found his Achilles' heel.' 'So I see, but, TECHNICALLY, it's called hitting below the belt.'

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

'...and in the event of a re-match, the winner of tonight's fight will receive 60% of the gate receipts...'

Ref': 'Okay i want a clean fight, and no hitting below the belt.'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Chiller Theatre

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Horror writer.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Baskerville Tabby.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."