Fight Clubber Prints

The Knockout.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Do kids eat free?"

The Walk of Shame

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Hypnotoon

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

Gangsta wrap.

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Gorgeous Groovers.