Loyalty Legends Gifts

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Playing Fetch.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"You can always count on me."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Best friends without borders.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Everywhere that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now, I follow her son...'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'