Loyalty Gifts

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"Still, Edgar, you were loyal longer than most, and I'd like to thank you for that."

"People lost their loyalty, but the dogs kept it."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'He was a very good dog.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'He's loyal, but there's a price.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

Is there anything you want to say to me? Get back to work? I pay you too much? I can hire a migrant worker for half your pay and he won't complain to me in English? And he probably won't be loyal to you and this cafe for 20 years. Twenty years. Twenty years. It's your 20-year anniversary? I'm assuming that's the extent of your acknowledgment of this momentous occasion, and I should not expect a cake. You may have a day-old cruller for half price.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Gone But Not Forgotten

Playing Fetch.

I like the Jets...I guess

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"You can always count on me."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Best friends without borders.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.