Loyalty Philosophers Gifts

Playing Fetch.

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Best friends without borders.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Books that stayed books.'

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'