Loyalty Philosophers Gifts

Playing Fetch.

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

Best friends without borders.

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Books that stayed books.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."